It's after a lot of thought and consideration that I've decided to end The All NEW adventures of the Slug. When I began this project I originally wanted to improve my art. As fortune would have it, I also managed to come up with a storyline that people seemed to both enjoy and identify with, but not pay for. Plain and simple folks, no money, no slugee. You horrid lot of cheap bastards failed to catapult me front and center of a world wide media blitz. It's as if you actually expected me to do something about it. Well, I didn't that was your job you lazy poop! And because of that I'm taking my comic strip, the one that you've grown to love and respect nearly as much as I do, and I'm burning it. Yep, no book deal, no movie contract now, just a bunch of hot embers in my fireplace.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

I'm going to go over here and cry now.

Goodbye.

you bastards