The following list of cell phone ringtones are evil. Use with caution. We are not responsible for any damage inflicted by coworkers, fellow elevator riders or anyone else. The file sizes are in bytes for download.

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MP3 Ringers

MP3s should be Mono,96kBit Constant bit rate (haven't tried stereo yet, but let's face it, not a lot of phones handle that.) and around 30seconds max. Set the file name to .mp3.
Jonathan Coulton's Code Monkey (mp3|mmf)
Gong (mp3|mmf)
radio (mp3)

Old Style Ringers

Ringtones
File Name
Size in bytes
Birdman!
5,334
Foghorn (long)
27,048
New! Exercise 7 (very long)
107,518
Godzilla
6,172
Hey Abbot!
6,242
Phone Ring
1,974
Ship's Whistle
3,400
Siren
4,856
Yahoo! yodel
4,174
You Rang
4,458
Nightingale
21,160
Madonna says Hi
2,952
test
codemonkey

Pictures
Grace
7,627
Sprint thinks you're an idiot
Sorry, but charging $2 for 3 months rent of a bad graphic is dumb.
25078

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