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Max Mulch First Class


Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Posts: 46 Location: Eastern Europe
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:38 pm Post subject: mADE iN jAPAN |
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Having been a UH consumer for a few years and the only 'consumer' ive met eye to eye, I'm considering expanding the UH portofolio with some of my own crazytive writing.
Damn, its best to put the damn message here where everyone can see it. I'd like to add my own crazyness to UH and currently have a viably viable project.
mADE iN jAPAN is a series of more or less literate stories about Steve Bulat, an egomanic and constantly broke vampire/monster hunter trying to live and let die in the middle of tokyo. It is supposed to be funny even though it often isn't, plus stuff gets shot and blown up and it's got chicks. Some of them are even legally human. The easiest way to describe it is like a hot packed action comic without pictures, in which everybody pretends not to speak english.
I can take care of the writing part. What i need is some way to put it on the net... _________________ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says |
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Narratio Sufficient


Joined: 23 Oct 2004 Posts: 227 Location: Thailand or Siberia
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:26 am Post subject: |
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Sounds like fun.
And the Authorial Board says? _________________ Age and cunning will always beat youth and talent. |
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Max Mulch First Class


Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Posts: 46 Location: Eastern Europe
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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The story will be up when ive got at least 3 finished episodes, and when the jelvan peace talks about setting up the page are done. Ive already got a few plots in my head that can and will be used for Made In Japan, and im also going to recycle a lot of side characters and cameos from my earlier work.
Heroes (heh):
Steve Bulat
Unhinged and egomanic monster hunter. A man who didnt sell his soul because it isnt worth anything
Anne Reese
Bulat's current assistant. Bratty. Likes guns. Has her own reasons for helping Bulat.
Bad Guys:
Godzooky
broadly humanoid reptile that lives in tokyo metropolitan sewers and plots of taking over japan. its intelligence depends on outside temperature. The hotter it is he's more active but also more stupid. The first bad guy to appear
Mariners 5
a set of female bandits specialised in anything and everything, but mostly cash. They hit a post office in one of the first episodes, but Bulat inadvertedly finds a part of the money hidden in the sewer (spoiler). Mariners 5 also have their own agenda that goes beyond non-supernatural crime.
Uziel
Leader of tokyo vampires, controlling a rich and well organised ring of lesser vampires and humans. Paranoid about security and of anyone finding out of the vampires' existence. _________________ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says |
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Narratio Sufficient


Joined: 23 Oct 2004 Posts: 227 Location: Thailand or Siberia
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:18 am Post subject: |
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What, no estate agents realtor's in any form?
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What about Lawyers? Got any evil (another oxymoron heard from) legal types? _________________ Age and cunning will always beat youth and talent. |
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Max Mulch First Class


Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Posts: 46 Location: Eastern Europe
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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Well Uzi is currently the only lawyer in Made In Japan, and he's more concerned with breaking the law than upholding it. So no Repo Men Of Doom for now. Not that Bulat has any real estate that he doesn't have to share with a billion relatives, some of whose existence he aint even aware. _________________ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says |
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Max Mulch First Class


Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Posts: 46 Location: Eastern Europe
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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Mwahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!
It's up! it's up!
(laughs maniacaly and dances around the cave)
The first step of my global domination plan is done! Mwahaha.
Errr...
Sorry about that.
http://www.unitedheroes.net/madeinjapan/ _________________ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says |
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Max Mulch First Class


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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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new episodes incoming
stay tuned _________________ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says |
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Narratio Sufficient


Joined: 23 Oct 2004 Posts: 227 Location: Thailand or Siberia
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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I'm still tuned. although I think I should take these rabbit ears in for repair. _________________ Age and cunning will always beat youth and talent. |
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Max Mulch First Class


Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Posts: 46 Location: Eastern Europe
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:26 am Post subject: |
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Keep in mind that kitsune-bi is not covered by the warranty as of April. _________________ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says |
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Max Mulch First Class


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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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episode 2 up, 3 and four coming _________________ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says |
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Narratio Sufficient


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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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It's lurid and tinged with hyperbole.
A bit like a daytime soap opera... works for me. _________________ Age and cunning will always beat youth and talent. |
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Max Mulch First Class


Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Posts: 46 Location: Eastern Europe
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:55 am Post subject: |
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Coming up it the next part of the shapeshifter story, which will probably last for two more episodes. I'm gonna introduce some new characters in 04, as well as add detail to the existing ones.
Also, I'm still waiting for bitbooks to add me to their list, and probably will be for some time. _________________ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says |
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