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[DLakaKen]

Hello,

D.L. "The Human Thesaurus" MacKenzie here, with a warm welcome to readers of The Secret Journals of Phineas J. Magnetron.

This forum, graciously provided by the folks at UnitedHeroes, has been set up for one reason and one reason alone: for you to tell me what you think about Magnetron in general, and also to remark on specific chapters.

Well, okay, that's two reasons, but the idea is you can tell me what you think, and then I can reply to you right here. That's a third reason, isn't it?

All right then, tell me what you think, or you can ask me questions, if you like. Which of course would be a fourth reason. Dear me.

No doubt it is clear to you now why I don't write nonfiction. At any rate, please feel free to post your remarks and questions, and I will respond with my inimitably clever wit and sarcasm, all for the low, low price of absolutely nothing. Act now, while supplies last.

Thanks for Reading!

D.L. MacKenzie
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