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Why we don't talk about Ford-
I wait until the story is done, then read it all. By that time the discussion's over.
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I read them when they're up, but there's nothing to talk about until the end, and by that time it's too late.
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I didn't know this forum was here- I- where am I? Auntie Em?
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Me? I read "Grayhound."
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Ford takes so long to read, who has time to post?
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You don't sing me love songs, you don't bring me flowers, anymore-
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I'm shy. Even tho' this is text. And nobody can hear me stutter.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 4:56 am    Post subject: THERE'S A NEW CHAPTER!! Reply with quote

What, no, really?

Indeed. New chaptery goodness. And all that that implies.


Also, note the poll above. That's for you lurkers out there. If you can't post, at least answer the poll. I'm hoping I can figure out why I'm getting 20 unique readers a day, and nobody's posting.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 9:50 am    Post subject: But Stevey . . . Reply with quote

I never have the time!

Love the chapter though, muchos inwards pop references!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 11:02 am    Post subject: Re: I'm a lurker Reply with quote

JB wrote:
I registered for this forum once, and when I logged in it wouldn't let me so for now I'm content with lurking.

Clear any cookies from "Steveospage.com" out of your cookies directory and log in again.

If you need your password reset or anything, let me know.

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I do enjoy reading Ford btw.

Danke.

JB wrote:
Just a minor point, we lurkers cannot vote in your polls!

Yeah, I think that's to keep people from voting twice.

Not like this is a scientific poll or anything. So far the winning picks are Grayhound and Barbara Streisand.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 11:04 am    Post subject: Re: But Stevey . . . Reply with quote

Matthew Davey wrote:
I never have the time!


Whatdya need? I'll help. You need your dog washed? Bring him over, I'll wash him for you.

Want me to do your homework? I'll do your homework.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Umm... story is gud. i lik.
Keep up work. Gud. Keep up gud work.

Actually, I have enjoyed the complete Ford Saga thus far and even appreciate the GC stories. Some how I found myself at JIM's site and after the cross overs read all of Ford, then Grayhound and am almost finsiehed with GC. I've only made it through the first chapter in Phineas's Journals.

I guess the real reason no one posts is because we don't want to admit how geeky we really are. Or we're just really lazy.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

steveo wrote:
Want me to do your homework? I'll do your homework.


Thank's.

I need a 2000 word essay on the benefits of good system's analysis, and the effect that a system's analyst has on a companies information superstructure by thursday.

Think you can help?

Oh, and some one to do my job (play network medal of honour all day) would be useful[code]
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm fairly certain you can replace BOfH with Systems Analyst and still have something fairly readable, although you may have to update some of the terminology.


As for MoH, I suck at it. Switch to Soldat and I can deal out some serious ass-kicking.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 12:20 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm a lurker Reply with quote

steveo wrote:
Not like this is a scientific poll or anything. So far the winning picks are Grayhound and Barbara Streisand.


You mean that was Barbara Streisand?

... oh.

Anyway, you haven't sent chocolate or roses. Nor do you have a button that says "give email address for receipt of chocolates and roses here" anywhere on your site.

Hrmppfh.

You want to keep an audience, you gotta work it right.

Hetta (... not that I've really looked, but ...)
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 1:29 pm    Post subject: (d) none of the above Reply with quote

Which one do I pick for "too lazy to post"?

Seriously, I have a hard time being conversational on message boards. Most of the time if I don't feel like I have something significant to add to the thread, I'm content to read and move on.

I guess it's also because unless I spend extensive time posting messages, the board regulars only have limited exposure to me (a good thing, probably; just ask my friends) and as such whatever I can't get across in the text will fall through the cracks. To borrow from the current poll over on Very Happy, I guess I'm kind of creating an alter ego here. When you meet someone new and end up spending a lot of time with them (offline, that is), eventually the extensive collective experience ends up giving the new person a fairly complete picture of who you are.

I'm a fairly "control-freak"y type of person, so when I get near-complete control over how people get to see me, something kind of takes over. I have the same problem when I email people that I don't talk to very much. I guess it's like all of the insecurities that I have managed to repress in everyday life come to the surface due to the long period of time that it takes to write a post.

Or maybe I just took too many psych classes in college or something.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 3:16 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm a lurker Reply with quote

Hetta wrote:
You mean that was Barbara Streisand?

Well, and Neil Diamond.

Which is better than Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton for sure.

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Anyway, you haven't sent chocolate or roses.

And you haven't called me a "jackass" in ages. Who's forgotten who?

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Nor do you have a button that says "give email address for receipt of chocolates and roses here" anywhere on your site.

No, but I'm giving serious thought to putting a PayPal donation button on my front page with "Are you a fan of Jackass?" right over top of it.

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You want to keep an audience, you gotta work it right.

I only do table dances if you pay in advance.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 3:18 pm    Post subject: Re: (d) none of the above Reply with quote

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Which one do I pick for "too lazy to post"?

Me? I read "Grayhound."

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Or maybe I just took too many psych classes in college or something.

It's a common trait among serial killers to psychoanalyze themselves.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:37 pm    Post subject: Oh alright, if you insist, but only this once, OK? Reply with quote

steveo wrote:
And you haven't called me a "jackass" in ages. Who's forgotten who?


Very Happy Jackass.

Now where's me roses?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2002 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the garden?

On my grave?

Love
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2002 8:16 am    Post subject: some where over the rainbow Reply with quote

Well, there's no munchkins, but there is a very short cypriot, does that count? Is a person from Cyprus a cypriot? Or are they either Greek or Turkish? Where does the purple go when you drink grape juice?

There's even a little dog too. Though it's a Shiztzu, instead of a terrier. There isn't a tin man, but there are a lot of steel workers, everyone here has the brains of the scarecrow, and um, hmm, I guess there are even a couple lions club members here(including me). So there you go, I guess I really might be in Oz.

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so...........what do you put in your toaster?
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