No Such Agency recruitment thread

Max · Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:34 pm Post subject: No Such Agency recruitment thread

Are you a young human male or female, with a good dental record and a happy trigger finger?
Is your secret desire blasting stuff to kingdom come or whatever they beleieve in?
You like wearing black suits?
Are unsatisfied with the way local superheroes, police forces and GC personell are handling the alien issue?
Would like to be the law?
Want superpowers of your own, or a nifty brain implant or three?

You just might have what it takes to become a No Such Agency agent!

No green card required!
Free cybernethic health insurance!
People with a history of PTSD or other various mental illness are gladly accepted!
Guns! Cool guns!
Best beast of a salary in the bussiness, provided you survive!

If you are intrigued by this truly outstanding offer, and think you have what it takes, sign in below with your name, age, and address (on earth). Our intelligence will take care of the rest, provided they arent tracking you for years already.
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Narratio · Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:22 am Post subject:

"Hey! Earl! Got another one oh' them there in-vee-tay-shuns fo' yas!"
"Whut?"
"I sez I got another paper thingy fo' yuz!"
"Well, leave it in the out house Ma, I'll use it later..."
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Maracus · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject:

Has your email changed? I tried to write you an email, yahoo had a fit and decided it didn't like it.
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Max · Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 11:33 am Post subject:

[quote="Maracus"]Has your email changed? I tried to write you an email, yahoo had a fit and decided it didn't like it.[/quote]

Nope. still nuzgub[at]yahoo[dot]com

[<i>While I can speak volumes about the spam blocker that Yahoo! uses, still, it's a good idea not to tempt fate and happypuppy ads that way. --jr</i>]
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Maracus · Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:39 pm Post subject:

Sorry about that max, I was actually trying for narratio.
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Narratio · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:58 pm Post subject:

Ask and I shall cough politely, spit on the floor and call your cat Ermintrude. What can I do for thee oh great and mighty feeblefetzer?

Sorry, medication level is too high, gotta stop tapping that self medication button. Hmmm, I have to admire a man whose website is the Canadian Army.
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Narratio · Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject:

So. Maracus is engaged in crafting another chapter in the life and times of the GC crew... Just the thing to leave the original creator crying in shame.

Bad writer!
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Narratio · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:09 pm Post subject:

Still waiting to see his next chapter in the thrilling saga... I think real life has a strangle hold on Maracus.
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Max · Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:42 pm Post subject:

Next episode/chapter/whatever will be arriving as soon as I've got four or five of them in a readable state. I've had some continuity issues and need to edit the whole thing to be: (a) interesting
(B) make sence
(3) more humor and less drama
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Narratio · Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject:

A, B, 3 ?
Well, everything seems to be in order there. Pass on down the website please, nothing to see here!
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TechnoAtheist · Überdork Joined: 08 Aug 2002 Posts: 922 Location: !Boise

Wait, since when was B a consideration?
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Narratio · Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:11 pm Post subject:

Ever since he mispelled sense as sence. There's always room for sence, just not sense.
Have we cleared that up? Good, pass on down the thread please, come on, come on, traffic is building up behind you!
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Maracus · Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject:

Yeah, real life did put a damper on things, not to mention the fact that I discovered that retail gets busy in December, starving sucks, and a new job can make you sleepy.

That said I now have less excuses, and I did actually write some story up. Now all I have to do is type it up and finish the rest.

Bah. How did the original authors use to do this posting thing regularly?
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Narratio · Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:38 pm Post subject:

Ah Grasshopper, I have taken the whole month of February and spent it in consideration of this most perpexing question.

After a month of consideration I must assume that it was drugs.

And not just one drug in particular, oh no. This was some cocktail, some arcane mixture of forbidden chemicals. It was an imagination stirring, delusion producing, insomnia inducing, sex drive suppressing hellbrew of things long suppressed by the American Medical Association.

I believe that Laudanum, Valiun, Lithium, Marajuana and Ecstasy were included. As well as Lysergic acid, eye of toad, wing of bat, skunk weed, lemon Verbena (for flavour) and maple syrup (for texture). As to the rest? I know not, but will continue considering the problem.

Now get back to your cage and write!
Write!
WRITE!
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