Dear Aunt Ora,
Listen - confidentially, just between us - can you really get herpes from a squid?
Sibyl: I'm afraid that it's come to our attention that the question you recently submitted is in violation of our standards and policies directives.
Cassidy: And it's gross!
Pythia: Typical, just bloody typical.
Sibyl: Sadly, we inform you that we may be required to reject said offending question.
Cassidy: I am SO not cleaning it up either!
Pythia: You expect me to go near it?
Cassidy: You're the Outdoorsy one. You should be used to dealing with things like that.
Pythia: Only when I have some grass I can scrape my boots on.
Sibyl: Now ladies, there is no cause for rudeness.
Cassidy: Well, he started it!
Sibyl: ENOUGH! Now where was I? Ah yes.
Cassidy: (no fair!)
Sibyl: Please be so kind as to remove the offending question about American politics at your earliest convenience. Thank you, kindly.
Now what's next on the list?
Pythia: Someone's asking about squids getting herpes.
Sibyl: That's more like it.
Pythia, why is Ms. McBlonde trying to touch her tongue to her nose?