Dear Auntie Ora;

When two men wrestle wrists
and forgo use of fists
that's arm warring?


Oh, I do so love the oldies!

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When you take out your drill
And with holes some pork fill
That's ham boring

I quite like - rode a motorbike
Rode a motorbike - that young tyke
Peter Fonda
Then there's him - name was Jon or Jim
Name was Jon or Jim - he was in
"Anaconda"
(Makes you wonder!)

When your email in-tray
Overflows every day
That's spam pouring
When in tennis you win
The first point, the score's then
Fifteen - love

When there's leeks on the menu
Each dinnertime, there's no
Ignoring
You're not in Italy
That's not old Napoli
That's Glamorgan!
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"Okay, Cass. On the count of three, I'll bring her down with a tranquiliser dart, you send for the men in white coats."